Ryan Longwell, my kicker for this week, didn’t play until Monday night. Truth be told, though, I really didn’t need him, as I was already up 99-80 over Shoooooooooomannnnnn at the end of the day Sunday (113-80 was the final). So, I decided to kick some field goals myself.

How awesome is my job? It’s goooooooooooood.

Speaking of good, I actually got four points from my tight end this week. Sadly, that’s a season-high. Fortunately, I got some great points out of Reggie Wayne, Steve Slaton, Joseph Addai, Greg Jennings, and Kurt “no fumbles for the first time ever” Warner.

Yes, this was a short fantasy football recap. But, at the very least, it reminds everyone of my fantasy football awesomeness and foam-roller-field-goal prowess.

Next week, it’s a clash of the titans with Brian St. Pierre. Speaking of Brian, we’ve got a guest blog from him tomorrow; I think you’ll like it.

PS – For those of you who don’t give a hoot about fantasy football, just check out today’s newsletter instead for some good content (particularly with respect to knee pain). Or just quit complaining and deal with it!