1. It’s a big weekend around here with lots going on.  First off, my lovely fiancee Anna is graduating from the New England College of Optometry this weekend.  That’s right, folks; in spite of eight years of schooling that culminates with her becoming “doctor,” she was still clueless enough to marry a bonehead like me.  I guess they can’t teach you everything in school.

Just kidding, honey; I know I’m awesome in every way.  And really proud of you.

2. Saturday, there are pre-graduation ceremonies.  Unfortunately, out of fear of “poking an eye out,” these ceremonies will be devoid of pin the tail on the donkey, darts, wiffleball, Hungry Hungry Hippos, and Twister.  Instead, the future eye docs will participate in staring contests and heated “Corneal Abrasion Bingo” contests.

3. Saturday also happens to be a big day for Massachusetts high school baseball playoff games.  We’ve got loads of guys participating, so I’ll just say good luck to everyone.

4. Tony Gentilcore is moving to a new apartment this weekend, too.  I just checked the Vegas odds, and after today’s 58 complaints about packing, the over-under on Tony’s instances of pissing and moaning about moving this weekend is 847.5.  I am feeling frisky, so I’m going with the over.

5. In my newsletter on Wednesday, I raved about Jim Smith’s new product, Accelerated Muscular Development.  I actually received three emails from folks thanking me for the recommendation; they all loved Jim’s new product.  This is quality stuff; I encourage you to check it out.

6. A big thanks goes out to everyone who offered car-buying tips in last Friday’s blog.  I picked up a new car at the beginning of this week and definitely put some of the advice to use in saving me some cash, time, and hassle.